Miss Scarlet : If we let him stay in the house, he may get suspicious! But if the payment is delivered by slipping used greenbacks in plain envelopes under the door of the men's room, how would you describe that transaction? But that was his job. : But that does not make me a murderer! : I do know a little bit about psychological medicine, yes. : In fact the double negative has led to proof positive. : What sort of pictures are they? All : Wadsworth puts the key in his pocket]. Why is that funny? : [lightly jabbing him in the stomach] From Clue Master Detective. Mrs. Peacock : [hysterical] Oh, who cares? : : I'm afraid those are the negatives to which Colonel Mustard earlier referred. Well, to keep it safe, obviously. : You're not gonna drive home, are you? Mrs. White Colonel Mustard Professor Plum : If we throw him out, he may get even more suspicious! Mrs. Peacock We've gotta know who did it. Shhhhhhhhhhh! GROUND FLOOR--THE LOUNGE -- 65 Col. Mustard and Miss Scarlet emerge from behind the still-rotated fireplace. [Colonel Mustard, Professor Plum, and Mr. Green cross legs]. I am, but I don't practice. Professor Plum I didn't! Mr. Green Miss Scarlet : Maybe there is life after death. Cop : The Chief Nothing! Wonderful! 1992 version 1996 version. Description The Femme Fatale Beautiful. Mr. Green Yes, it's an integral part of your life when you are the wife of a Oh, but then I forgot, we're not supposed to say who we really are, though, heavens to Betsy, I don't know why. Are you a shrink? Filming & Production I didn't kill him. : Professor Plum : Clue: On Stage Audition Monologues The following monologues do not have to be memorized, but please familiarize yourself with them. ", Professor Plum A double negative! Ever the mover and shaker in the Clue plot, Miss Scarlet runs "a specialized hotel and a telephone service which provide gentlemen with the company of a young lady for a short while" but her real business is secrets. Colonel Mustard : That's why he was lying on his back, in his coffin. Why would he wanna kill you in public? : And what was he holding over you? : Miss Scarlet Certainly not! Yvette That phone call from J. Edgar Hoover was for me. Yeah. : Your first husband also disappeared. Shut up! : WADSWORTH'S CAR--TWILIGHT -- 1 WADSWORTH's car travels through the wind of an oncoming storm. Mrs. White Colonel Mustard Mrs. White Miss Scarlet , He was the missing person in the kitchen after we found the cook dead! What then is the objective from a player's perspective? : He wasn't a very good illusionist. I'm afraid I'm a little bit accident-prone. : Miss Scarlet My husband is a paid consultant. Miss Scarlet Miss Scarlett is the stock character of a femme fatale. : Oh, haven't you guessed? [Suddenly becoming mysteriously flirtatious] : : [Smashes glass on fireplace] Miss Scarlet Professor Plum : Mrs. White : Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage! Professor Plum : Then, you suggested that we all split up. Miss Scarlet [dropped a spoon, spilling soup onto Miss Scarlet] What about that motorist? I didnt realize you and the professor were acquainted. : Let's put them all in this cupboard and lock it. Sometimes she has an extra "t" in her name, but usually, her name is written as "Scarlet". Colonel Mustard | Mr. Green What? : : [Picking up the weapons and locking them in the cupboard]. Miss Scarlet : Miss Scarlet You are all being blackmailed. Mr. Green Colonel Mustard Miss Scarlet Professor Plum : If we throw him out, he may get even more suspicious! But it also means that you can't. : You don't know what kind of people they have at the U.N., I might go up in their estimation. | They are *my* pictures and I'd like them back, please! Me too. But what if you are? Mr. Green Well, one of us did. Oh, Wadsworth, I'll make you sorry you ever started this. : , : Colonel Mustard : : [on other side of locked door] Wadsworth Mr. Green : Wadsworth Professor Plum Come on! Miss Scarlet We'll all go to the chair. : But if I wasn't trying to keep the conversation going, then we would just be sitting here in an embarrassed silence. Mrs. White Wadsworth Wadsworth My car broke down and this professor offered to give me a ride. We don't know that we are! , Miss Scarlet Our lives are in danger, you beatnik. Until 1972, she was . : He was an illusionist. : : Oh? : Miss Scarlet : [they see their destination as lightning splits the sky over Hill House, giving it an ominous cast. : : Oh, I'm being blackmailed all right, but I did what I'm being blackmailed for. : Who's we? Colonel Mustard, when we saw the motorist at the front door, you took the key to the weapons cupboard out of my pocket. Colonel Mustard From the original CD Rom where : Wadsworth : Mrs. Peacock Mrs. White : If I was the killer, I would kill you next. Was it Miss Scarlett, in the Study, with the Candlestick? : Sounds like hard work to me. No. Perhaps he doesn't wanna get acquainted with you. : Well, it's got to be put somewhere. All right. Die? : [to Miss Scarlet] [to Miss Scarlet] : That's right! She rolls first in the game because she is the first one to notice the death of Dr. Black . LET US OUT! That'll do it! You say you are used to being a hostess as part of your husband's work? There was one shot at Mr. Boddy in the Study; two for the chandelier; two at the Lounge door and one for the singing telegram. This is incredible! : Wadsworth Mm, very pretty! Too late! Wadsworth : Colonel Mustard : Well, he just lies around on his back all day. Wadsworth Even if you were right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus *two* plus one plus one. : Merely that you were all meeting to discuss our little financial arrangements, and if I did not appear, Wadsworth would be informing the police about it all. : [Mrs. Peacock's leaf hat falls off as she gets frustrated with it]. Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry, specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur. I see! PLEASE! : That is how I made all my money. Dead right! Mrs. White Professor Plum : We're no closer to solving our murder mysteries or unearthing the evidence against us. If possible, please have the monologue(s) memorized. I mean, I'm afraid it came as a great shock to hime when he died, but, he was found dead at home. Ah! Get your mitts off me. Mrs. White reacts with a startled look]. Hm, I prefer Kipling, myself. 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